If you were an item for sale, what would your sales pitch be?

Describe why people should buy you. What is it about you that people cannot possibly live without? What are your selling points, and how can you improve someone's life?





Pretend that you are an item for sale and that you must come up with a description of yourself to put on the front of the box. What is it going to say?If you were an item for sale, what would your sales pitch be?
';Own your own SAM!!';


She is :


-good at house cleaning


-small, lightweigh


-easy to travel with


-sturdy construction


-has many accessories you can play with. Clothes, shoes, and even a little dog.


-This is the best part. No batteries or electrical charging need!! She runs on Cheap Beer!If you were an item for sale, what would your sales pitch be?
Money back guarantee
Not pretty, but handy.
Fresh hot bread.
$999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999鈥?I think that would be enouph!
you cannot live with out and multiple functions
''Buy it or die.''
A better worker you will never find


Friendly, funny hardworking and kind.
$39.95... I'll give you what you want and i'll dress myself in a bikini if i have to.
billy requires no batteries